"The Spray flies
As the Speedboat glides.
And People forget.
Come and join the party
Dress to Kill."
- Tango Whiskey
It's rapidly becoming that terrible time of the year... Oh no, I'm not talking about Christmas, but that dreadful time between College Football (and no DJT, I'm not talking about soccer) and Profesional Baseball... Why the difference between College and Profesional? I won't watch professional football until they stop kneeling, stop playing something other than the one and only National Anthem and tell Bad Bunny to go fuck himself, even though from what I've seen he looks quite adapt at doing himself... Professiol Baseball because it's the "crack" of the bat, not the "plink" of the bat... Please don't make me explain that... Notice I didn't mention basketball or hockey because they suck... Spring training can't come fast enough...
