In this episode, I address the shocking new revelations about the FBI dragnet after January 6th. We’re now living in a dystopian surveillance state.
After doing years and years and years of research, I have discovered that:
1 - The other Muppet's disliked the inter-species relationship Piggy and Kermit had, as well as the relationships Gonzo had with his chickens.
2 - Animal was actually a very intelligent Muppet, but the producers didn't think the audience would embrace a drummer that was smart.
3 - The Swedish Chef was an illegal alien who refused to learn proper English.
4 - Yes it's true, Mrs Piggy had a thing for frogs legs.