Dear Media Hacks,
I will be focusing heavily on the Soros political money-machine on my podcast today. ANY criticism of me, or the show, will immediately be deemed anti-Christian.
Please obey the rules. After all, you made them up.
Thanks,
Dan
Our Father,
Who art in heaven,
hallowed be Thy name;
Thy kingdom come;
Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread;
and forgive us our trespasses
as we forgive those who trespass against us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
Amen.