Thanks so much for making my new book “The Gift of Failure” a best-seller.
Writing about sometimes embarrassing failures wasn’t easy, but it was worth it. I learned from all of them.
Here are some upcoming book signings if you’d like to meet me and say hello:
September 14 at 5:00pm
Barnes & Noble, Cary
1311 Kildaire Farm Rd.
Cary, NC 27511
September 17 at 1:00pm
Barnes & Noble, The Villages
1055 Old Camp Road
The Villages, FL 32162
September 19 at 5:00pm
Barnes & Noble, Jensen Beach
Treasure Coast Commons
3001 NW Federal Highway
Jensen Beach, FL 34957
September 23 at 5:00pm
Barnes & Noble, Naples
5377 Tamiami Trail N,
Naples, FL 34108
Turns out that Jimmy, Dave, Igor, Ryan, and an assortment of Jew hating life-losers, disgruntled libs, sexual deviants, leg-humpers, drunks and failed comedians really aren’t a great coalition for winning a conservative primary election IRL. Shocker.
We didn’t ask for this ideological war, they did. And we finished it. Matter of fact, we didn’t even invite them to this party.
They invited themselves. And then they shit in the punch bowl and now they’re playing dumb as to why we threw their asses out.
Take your 1940s era agitprop bullshit and shove it up your ass. Or go back where you came from with your “river to the sea” terrorist friends. Those radical libs will welcome you back with open arms. Agitprop is their thing. It’s their ONLY thing.
Thanks. Have a great rest of your day! And a big thanks to the real conservatives who saw through this bullshit.
