I’m generally not for giving things away because it tends to devalue the good or service but how about this?
How about we package all the tax-payer-paid-for goodies we’re giving to illegals in the country and give them to active-duty military and veterans? They’re not getting anything for “free.” They dutifully served the country in a dangerous job, and they got paid almost nothing for it. Also, we’re in the middle of a military recruiting crisis. We could enhance their salaries and their educational benefits packages. We could get them better healthcare, and we could get them housing worthy of their sacrifice.
This is a NO-BRAINER, which is why it’ll never happen. Because most people in government have no brains.
So a retired cop friend of mine gave this to me for Christmas. It's an amazing Velcro adjustable embroidered "ICE" cap. I want to wear it so badly, but know I'll scare the natives and piss off the green haired north-easterners. Maybe stroll around Home Depot? 😁
Asbestos Hearts, Liquor is Quicker + Double Barrels: A Gen-X Christmas Story
Allow me to curb-stomp (in steel-toe boots forged from history, lawn darts, and spite) the younger generations—bless their F-R-A-G-I-L-E little hearts—who sob over every plastic “micro-aggression” while role-playing in matching reindeer onesies and live-streaming their oh-so-misguided everything for social media. Because nothing screams “fearsome warrior” like ugly-crying on camera over a wrong pronoun or a stranger's opinion. For what? I have no idea—and don't care either.
I know, I know—they weren’t even a regrettable glint in daddy’s participation-trophy eye yet. How could they possibly comprehend a real Gen-X Christmas? Buckle up, buttercups, Auntie’s about to take you for a Christmas Eve moonlight ride.
It was “curated holiday magic” for dark-humored misfits: the future leave-us-the-hell-alone, thrive-in-chaos, beautiful (and perfectly gory) agents of America. We grew brains marinated in common sense and actual real-life ...
