The communist media is demanding you stop sharing videos of Joe Briben freezing up and appearing to fill his diaper.
This means you should make an extra effort to share them multiple times daily. The media commies are afraid, not because they’re fake, but because they’re real.
Share away patriots!
I’m elated that my interview with Director Patel pissed off all of the right media people. I thoroughly enjoy watching you all rage out and claw at your own faces, along with your daily burning sessions of me in effigy as I destroy your bullshit narratives.
I know schadenfreude is probably wrong, but I gently hope that all of my shows moving forward cause you the same anguish and intestinal distress.
Respectfully,
Dan