An eye opening experience I had as a young Secret Service agent was the experiences I had as the “press agent.”
Newer agents on the president’s detail are assigned to babysit the press because that’s where you’ll do the least damage if you screw something up. I would sit with them all day on trips and fly back home on the “press plane” with them.
Some conclusions I drew from many hours and days of immersion with them:
1) Most of them are genuine imbeciles. Their conversations ranged from absurd to ignorant, to downright ridiculous.
2) They love to stand in judgment of others but, in the pre-cell phone camera era, they would engage in some of the worst debauchery you’ve ever seen on those planes. They’re really a disgusting group of people.
3) Most of them really despise Americans who actually work for a living. They consider themselves part of a community of knighted aristocrats and they look down on the people they’re supposed to cover.
I saw it. And you should treat these losers with the respect they deserve, meaning none at all.
Ok... So I decided to go with my wife to BJ's today. I was bored, nothing to do, figured I could pick up a case of coke for my home office frige.
WARNING The story gets somewhat graphic from here, so buckle up. And if you know me, you know I don't carry a cell phone, so I regret not having pictures. ROFL!
She was wandering with her cart, and I was just checking out people. People watching. Sometimes it can be super amusing. We have to travel into a funky strange area close to the coast, so you have a lot of goofy looking tourists on vacation wandering in everything from swim trunks and bikinis, to business suits. Very wide variety of dress options. All of a sudden, I saw quite a sight in the distance. A young couple. The girl was dressed like some kind of dog, had a spiked collar and ears on, and a leash that the fine young man was holding. I guess, he was walking his... Uhm... Girlfriend? I can only assume it. I'm not real good at this leftist gender thing. For all I know it was a ...
