I'd sponsor a cart, NASCAR-style—wrapped with American flags, the Constitution, Trump’s mug, and bald eagles doing donuts—“Pantifa Gurney #76, Powered by Pissed Off Americans”—a “Catch ‘Em, Cart ‘Em, Crush ‘Em” slogan, blasting The Star-Spangled Banner and fireworks like the 4th of July with every fresh body! 🇺🇲🎆