Look on the bright side, folks! Six dozen lives or so, give or take, (it really doesn't matter) were worth it in order that we could accept men in government wearing plastic feeder-tits parading on camera and riding bikes to work demonstrating TRANSportation. TRANSportation safety is really secondary to this. So what if a few trains go off the rails and cause entire towns to become SuperFund sites. So what if boats ram into bridges causing them to collapse. So what if a few planes crash into each other. It's all for the better, don't you see? Just as long as we can all accept men sucking cocks and strapping on plastic milk-tanks for feeding their pedo-diets.
I'm in a great mood today for many reasons:
1. It is Easter and "He Is Risen"!!!
2. Our 2nd F-15 pilot was rescued!!!
3. The Rays bullpen didn't give up a run yesterday and they won!!!
4. We have a president with gigantic "cajones"!!!
5. Mike Pence is no longer in the Trump administration... I can't even begin to think how milktoast Pence must be raacting to Trump's “Open the F**kin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell-JUST WATCH! Praise be to allah" (sorry, I refuse to capitalize that word)
6. The Rays play early enough that I get to drink a couple of beers during the game... (tablespoon size bladder, grapefruit size prostate doesnt allow me to drink beer past 8:00 as you know, you rent beer, you don't buy beer)
7. It's the weekend and I get to take a nap!!!
Did I mention it's Easter, Happy Easter!!!
