Ok... So I decided to go with my wife to BJ's today. I was bored, nothing to do, figured I could pick up a case of coke for my home office frige.

WARNING The story gets somewhat graphic from here, so buckle up. And if you know me, you know I don't carry a cell phone, so I regret not having pictures. ROFL!

She was wandering with her cart, and I was just checking out people. People watching. Sometimes it can be super amusing. We have to travel into a funky strange area close to the coast, so you have a lot of goofy looking tourists on vacation wandering in everything from swim trunks and bikinis, to business suits. Very wide variety of dress options. All of a sudden, I saw quite a sight in the distance. A young couple. The girl was dressed like some kind of dog, had a spiked collar and ears on, and a leash that the fine young man was holding. I guess, he was walking his... Uhm... Girlfriend? I can only assume it. I'm not real good at this leftist gender thing. For all I know it was a brother and sister. Anyway, I'm digressing.,, No... Wait... I'm about to digress even more... 😆

My wife sorta' kinda' starts to distant herself from me, because she knows I'm about to do something to embarrass her. With a smile on my face, I made my first mistake by asking them as we were approaching them, "Someone lose a bet?". Neither of them commented, but if looks could kill, I would be dead. I couldn't just leave it there, and then said "What's your dogs name?". He said under his breath "Fuck You". Again, I couldn't just let that go either and said "Well that's not a good dog name, try something like SPOT.". In a little louder voice he said "Fuck Off", after which I began to giggle... I finally shut up, because they were now reaching a distance that made it harder to talk to them in a normal voice.

For some reason, my wife sent me to the food counter and instructed me to get a pretzel and cookie. 🤣😅😆😂

I often wonder why my wife wants to go shopping without me... I guess I should take a hint...