Sometimes AI can be fun.......
Once upon a time, in a kingdom called America, the people somehow elected a wizard named Joe Biden. He wasn’t exactly Gandalf the White—more like Gandalf if he misplaced his staff, forgot his spell halfway through, and called everyone “pal” just to buy time.
Now, President Joe wasn’t known for slaying dragons or casting thunderbolts. Instead, his superpower was… falling up stairs. Three times in a row, no less. The people gasped, “Surely this man is blessed by fate! For who else could trip so magnificently and still rise to wave at the clouds?”
Joe ruled from a mighty castle called The White House, though he sometimes forgot which door led outside. When he spoke to his subjects, his words often transformed into riddles. Villagers would scratch their heads as he declared things like: “Look, folks, here’s the deal: we gotta do the thing to do the other thing, and if we don’t, well, that’s no joke!” Wise scholars spent hours trying to decode these...
Let me guess. Nothing will happen to him.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/08/ice-tips-doj-after-democrat-connecticut-state-rep/