OMG they are issuing a heat advisory in my area because sometime this week it might hit 88 degrees!
Translation:
“OMG OMG OMG Orange man bad causing man-bear-pig sightings and more global warming and drought in CA!”
Translation:
Water rates will be skyrocketing again and fines for over-baseline usage. And water police fining people (fleecing pwople) for operating sprinklers.