I sure hope I don't get arrested for leaking this, but I have it from a reliable source that the Iranians have professed that they need all the enriched uranium to fuel their ambition to send a spaceship to the sun... When their top scientists were confronted with the fact that they would burn up if they got anywhere near the sun, they huddled briefly and responded "we're going at night"... I'm here all week be sure to tip your bartenders and waiters...