You know it's a slow day when I come up with something like this...
How Do I Blockade Thee?
How do I blockade thee? Let me count the ways...
I blockade thee to the height and depth and width
Your Hormuz Strait can stretch, and screw your toll
For the end of extorsion and your disgrace...
I blockade thee to the level of your dismay
Your most quiet need by night and by day...
I blockade thee freely as you have no right
I blockade thee purely out of spite...
In my old vengeance and enormous faith
I blockade thee as you are certain to lose...
You have no right to the Strait of Hormuz
I blockade thee despite your IRGC
Even your gay ayatollah is down on one knee...
I blockade thee because I can, I'm DJT
I blockade thee because your navy's at the bottom of the sea
Okay Mrs@Gatorgimp is back from the grocery store, gotta go...
Yeah, it’s not just Swally — the list of unqualified, immoral dirt bags who keep getting reelected despite being walking corruption and scandals is way too damn long.
The bar for staying in government is subterranean… but only if you’re on the “right” team.
The system protects its own until the optics get too toxic to ignore. It’s all mutual cover while they torch the country — and we’re the ones paying for the damn matches, FFS.
How the hell does a Republic sustain a mere protection racket run by shady-ass people who couldn’t pass a basic background check for most private sector jobs?
