Let's assume we have to bribe 535 people federally, and about the same in each state. Just to establish a baseline. That would be 27,285 politicians to bribe. Now, let's say we bribe each one $1 million. That would be a total of $27.3 Billion in bribes.
$27.3 Billion in bribe money to stop $6 Trillion a year in spending, and get rid of $140 Trillion in debt and unfunded liabilities. It's a no-brainer.