Justice Breyer: What would you do, if you were playing bridge on your porch, and somebody robbed you with a machete?
Justice Thomas: I don't play Bridge
Justice Breyer: What would you do if you were playing poker?
Justice Thomas: I don't play poker
Justice Breyer: What would you be doing on your porch?
Justice Thomas: I'd be cleaning my guns
It's stories like this that make me love people such as Clarence Thomas more than my own family