Ok... So I decided to go with my wife to BJ's today. I was bored, nothing to do, figured I could pick up a case of coke for my home office frige.

WARNING The story gets somewhat graphic from here, so buckle up. And if you know me, you know I don't carry a cell phone, so I regret not having pictures. ROFL!

She was wandering with her cart, and I was just checking out people. People watching. Sometimes it can be super amusing. We have to travel into a funky strange area close to the coast, so you have a lot of goofy looking tourists on vacation wandering in everything from swim trunks and bikinis, to business suits. Very wide variety of dress options. All of a sudden, I saw quite a sight in the distance. A young couple. The girl was dressed like some kind of dog, had a spiked collar and ears on, and a leash that the fine young man was holding. I guess, he was walking his... Uhm... Girlfriend? I can only assume it. I'm not real good at this leftist gender thing. For all I know it was a ...