Uparmored armadillo dogs and regular smoked Nathan dogs for Independence Day. Home raised bacon. Hot dogs are still lips and assholes but at least their Nathan’s!
Ah yeah... He's a pathological liar, definitely on the far left. He'll get along just great with the 1/1064th native American Elizabeth Warren.
However, he may have a better chance in getting elected if he identifies as a morbidly obese black woman, and hangs out with Maxine Waters and Jaz Crockett on the weekends.