In California's governor race, the billionaire was cheated. The crooks thought it would be easier to beat Hilton in the November election as long as they keep yelling, "He's a Trump Stooge!!"
BUT ...
If Hilton actually wins, the brand new office of LIAISON to LOS ANGELES will be filled by,
SPENCER PRATT !!
Sorry Communists, if you want anything, you'll have to get it OK'd by our Liaison Officer.
I don't believe in Karma, but it would still be sweet.